If Morgan Freeman Read Fifty Shades [Parody]
September 12, 2012
In this clip, Josh Robert Thompson imitates the voice of Morgan Freeman while reading excerpts from the popular Fifty Shades of Grey and offering his own commentary.
Here’s a sample:
There are some sick people in this world. I cannot honestly believe people read this crap. “Do you want the regular, vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?” My mouth drops open. “Kinky fuckery?” I squeak. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with hands clasped in supplication, begging me. “I like your kinky fuckery.” More like bullshit douchery. We never used such terms when I was young.