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The antidote to the Jesse James hooker-induced nausea
March 29, 2010
The antidote to the Jesse James hooker-induced nausea

Just when we thought our sleep tonight would be haunted by images of tattooed vaginas storming towards us like a herd of hungry branded cattle who spotted a patch of green grass (the green grass obviously being our penis - we have a gift for deciphering Freudian meanings) we stumbled upon the photo shoot that Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel did recently for the 15th anniversary of Victoria's Secret Swim Catalogue and calmness overtook us once again. Thank you girls for your wholesome goodness and angelic smiles. Sure, and that killer body, if you want to get into semantics.

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George Michael making out with HIS mistress
March 29, 2010
George Michael making out with HIS mistress

Here's George Michael playing underwater shark attack with his version of a tattooed slut in the waters of Sydney Harbor before returning to his rented yacht for a few roaches and some more anal probing. George is not married, but he does have a partner who he's been with for the past 14 years, and before you say this qualifies as cheating let us remind you this is George Michael we're talking about. For all we know, this could be part of his sex rehab program. Step 1: Physical contact in a urine and stall-free environment and acquaintance with one cock at a time. So what we're saying here, this is in fact progress, people.

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